Saturdays are for realising that there are ASMR playlists for Frictional’s Amnesia games. ASMR playlists, for games that make use of subliminal crackling noises to suggest mounting delirium, and Shepard tones to create the impression that a life-saving generator is always just about to run out of fuel. What on earth is wrong with you people? And why can’t I stop listening to the Rebirth one?