Happy this week all! …Ugh, you are all still here. When I went on holiday last week, I was hoping that I’d return to find that the whole “videogame journalism career” thing was just a fleeting delusion brought on by excess consumption of unripe pears. Perhaps I’ve actually been a wealthy gentleman gadabout this whole time, free of any need to keep the hellmouth topped up with layoff reports in order to stave off deprivation and disaster.