I have learned something about myself today: I shouldn’t be allowed near kitchen utensils. This is a problem because I am the cook of the house, and yet my time with the demo for 500 FINGER FILLET proves most unanimously that I am going to cut one, maybe more, of my fingers off. It feels like an inevitability, one I can’t escape from, because I did in fact cut off almost every single finger on my left hand in 500…