In Hello Andromeda’s Sarco, you’re trapped in a scientific research base with a sarcophagus housing a cosmic being that starts to open when you aren’t looking at it. Friends, I am never going to beat this game – not because I dread to gaze into the abyss, lest it gaze into me, nor because as with Schrödinger’s cat, I do not credit the sealed cosmic being with a stable existence prior to the box’s opening. No, I’m going to fail…