Picture the kind of spannerhead who would leave their starfighter’s charging cable unplugged, the day before the big Mission to Save the Galaxy. Picture the absolute wellington who’d lift off with that cable dangling behind their ship like a ribbon of bogroll flapping from the heel of a pub drunk. Picture the consummate cheesewinkle who’d then have to keep latching onto random satellites to replenish their ship’s batteries, while avoiding enemy fire. *smash cut to Zaragoza-based headquarters of Hyperwired developers…