At this point, you can’t even open the Steam front page without stumbling over remake after remake (sometimes remasters, just to spice things up). To say remakes are in vogue would be an understatement: they’re an almost guaranteed moneymaker that can prey on nostalgia and a lust for a ‘better time’ to deliver games that can offer some ephemeral reproduction of the feeling of childhood, thus protecting from the Scaries of living in the current time. And, unless you’re Square…