You may have heard that Big Walk, the 12-player open world bumble-a-thon from Untitled Goose Game developers House House, is “a cooperative multiplayer adventure about teamwork and talking”. You may have been tempted to call it a “hangout game”, or the “antidote to friendslop”. You may have read that it’s a “sleepy, post-apocalyptic Center Parcs resort”, in which players kick rolling lamps around and solve puzzles that involve rocks with keyholes. Such laughable fabrications!