Pochita from Chainsaw Man isn’t a Pokemon, but it deserves to be. Hollywood once convinced a generation that robbing banks were the ultimate–and illegal–get-rich-quick scheme, but in 2026, Pokemon cards are proving to be a more valuable resource. In Florida, one man has been charged and arrested for burglary and grand theft after surveillance footage showed a figure allegedly using a battery-powered chainsaw to gain entry to the shop after an unsuccessful attempt to smash the shop window in with a rock (via KSL). The store owner…