I fired up the launch patch notes for Io Interactive’s 007 First Light hoping to find some rich material for James Bond quips. You know, like when James Bond beheads a villain with a skillet, then says something like “I always suspected you were… small fry.” Or when James Bond murders somebody during an egg-and-spoon race, then says “You’re cracking me up, my dear sir.” Alas, developers Io Interactive have let me down. The game’s first hotfix is a bunch…