Happy this week all! Please, please come save us from the tormenting sun. The mercury is forecast to hit 38 degrees in south Britain this week, which might not seem very high to you readers from the Bermuda Triangle, but please remember that British people are all descended from selkies and grindylows, that our “breathable fabrics” consist mostly of horsehair, and that we all live inside up-turned witch’s cauldrons. My up-turned cauldron resides at the exact epicentre of the incoming…