Saturday’s are for having your mind read. Or, at least, this Saturday is because I’m seeing Derren Brown’s new show. I’m a little self-conscious about it, not because I’m worried the mentalist will hypnotise me and make me profess a false love for consoles over PC games but because my partner and her family have never seen me at a magic (or magic adjacent show). Reader, I am an awful audience member for conjurors, illusionists, and psychics.